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⚡ Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set sold in Austin, TX - 2 hrs ago ⚡ Large Dragon Garden Stake sold in Miami, FL - 4 hrs ago ⚡ Fox Metal Art Stakes sold in Nashville, TN - 5 hrs ago ⚡ Chinese Dragon Sea Serpent sold in Phoenix, AZ - 6 hrs ago ⚡ Great White Shark Stakes sold in San Diego, CA - 8 hrs ago ⚡ Queen of Hearts Set of 3 sold in Atlanta, GA - 9 hrs ago ⚡ Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set sold in Denver, CO - 11 hrs ago ⚡ Dragon Garden Stake sold in Portland, OR - 13 hrs ago
⚡ Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set sold in Austin, TX - 2 hrs ago ⚡ Large Dragon Garden Stake sold in Miami, FL - 4 hrs ago ⚡ Fox Metal Art Stakes sold in Nashville, TN - 5 hrs ago ⚡ Chinese Dragon Sea Serpent sold in Phoenix, AZ - 6 hrs ago ⚡ Great White Shark Stakes sold in San Diego, CA - 8 hrs ago ⚡ Queen of Hearts Set of 3 sold in Atlanta, GA - 9 hrs ago

Popular Designs

Giant Octopus Garden Stake 6-Piece Set
★★★★★(247)
Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set
$145.00
Large Dragon Garden Stake Yard Art
★★★★★(189)
Large Dragon Garden Stake
$89.99
Chinese Dragon Garden Stakes Sea Serpent Metal Art
★★★★★(156)
Chinese Dragon Sea Serpent
$99.99
Fox Metal Art Garden Stakes Red Fox
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Fox Metal Art Garden Stakes
$59.99
Shark Garden Stakes Great White Shark Yard Art
★★★★★(178)
Great White Shark Stakes
$59.99
Queen of Hearts & Card Guards Alice in Wonderland Set
★★★★★(134)
Queen of Hearts Set of 3
$79.99

American Steel, American Craftsmanship

Every piece of Funky Flamingo yard art is proudly handcrafted in the USA, built to last a lifetime in your garden.

Craftsman welding steel in an American workshop - Funky Flamingo handcrafted yard art

Our Workshop

Handmade in the USA by Rick & Amy Wetmore. We pour our passion into every custom cut and finish from our family-owned shop.

Meet the Team
Dragon and flamingo metal yard art sculptures in a lush garden - 100% American steel

100% American Steel

We source premium, heavy-duty American steel. Our art is weather-resistant, durable, and crafted to withstand the elements year-round.

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Happy customers with five star reviews for Funky Flamingo metal yard art

Satisfaction Guaranteed

With over 500+ 5-star reviews, we stand by our quality. Enjoy peace of mind with our 30-day return policy.

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Alice in Wonderland Garden Decor
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Dinosaur Yard Art
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Coastal Metal Art
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Metal Yard Art
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Steamboat Willie
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The Makers

Rick & Amy Wetmore

We started Funky Flamingo in our garage with a plasma cutter, a welder, and a dream. Every piece you order is cut, shaped, and finished by our hands - not a factory.

We use 100% US steel because we believe in American craftsmanship. That rust patina? That's not a defect - that's character developing right in your yard.

10+
Years Making
12K+
Pieces Sold
590+
5-Star Reviews
Amy Wetmore of Funky Flamingo LLC - handcrafted metal yard art maker
Handcrafted in Our Workshop
Every cut, bend, and weld done by Rick & Amy personally. No outsourcing. No shortcuts.
USA
MADE
Why Our Steel Rusts

The Rust is the Point

Our steel develops a natural rust patina over time. This isn't damage - it's a protective layer that makes each piece uniquely yours.

Decorative metal garden sculpture weathering naturally in rain - weather resistant yard art

Weather Resistant

The rust forms a natural barrier that actually slows further corrosion. Our pieces are designed to live outside permanently.

Natural rust patina on American weathering steel - living color that changes with seasons

Living Color

The warm orange-brown patina shifts with seasons and sunlight. Your piece literally looks different in spring vs fall.

Metal dragon garden stake thriving outdoors with zero maintenance required

Zero Maintenance

No painting, no sealing, no annual treatment. Leave it out year-round. It handles itself. That's 100% US steel.

New vs aged steel flamingo yard art showing unique patina character development

Uniquely Yours

No two pieces age exactly the same way. Your Dragon or Flamingo develops its own character in your specific yard, climate, and light.

Real Yards

Your Yard, Transformed

These are real customers. Real yards. Real pieces weathering beautifully in the wild.

Customer yard with decorative metal dragon garden stake in Austin Texas showing natural rust patina
Dragon Set
Austin, TX
Customer backyard with giant octopus metal garden art set in Portland Oregon weathering naturally
Giant Octopus Set
Portland, OR
Metal fox garden stakes in flower bed in Nashville Tennessee with beautiful rust patina
Fox Garden Stakes
Nashville, TN
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Rick and Amy Wetmore crafting custom metal yard art in their workshop with plasma cutter and sparks flying
Every piece starts here
Rick & Amy's workshop, Farmville VA
Custom Orders

One of a Kind Custom Art

Every piece that leaves our shop is an original. No mass production. No duplicates. Just Rick, Amy, and 100% US Steel - crafted one at a time.

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Original Designs
Have a specific animal, breed, or character in mind? We love bringing unique ideas to life.
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Handcrafted in the USA
Cut, welded, and finished by Rick & Amy personally. No outsourcing, no shortcuts, ever.
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Truly One of a Kind
Your custom piece will never be duplicated. It's yours alone - and it'll weather more beautifully over time.
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What Customers Are Saying

Every piece hand-cut by Rick & Amy in Farmville, Virginia. Real reviews from real backyards.

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Alice in Wonderland Stake
★★★★★(34)
Alice in Wonderland Stake
$39.99
Alice Wonderland Yard Stakes
★★★★★(28)
Alice Yard Stakes Set
$49.99
Banshee Avatar Metal Art
★★★★★(17)
Banshee Avatar Stake
$39.99
Cheshire Cat Yard Art
★★★★★(63)
Cheshire Cat Yard Art
$59.99
Metal Garden Art Cats Set of Three Cat Garden Stakes
★★★★★(26)
Cat Garden Stakes Set of 3
$79.99
Caterpillar Mushroom Stake
★★★★★(48)
Caterpillar Mushroom Stake
$49.99
Chinese Dragon Sea Serpent
★★★★★(53)
Chinese Dragon Sea Serpent
$99.99
Peekaboo Cow Sign
★★★★★(89)
Peekaboo Cow Sign
$39.99
Sea Serpent Metal Art
★★★★★(74)
Sea Serpent Metal Art
$99.99
Dragon 4-Piece Set
★★★★★(42)
Dragon 4-Piece Set
$99.99
Dragon Kids Yard Art
★★★★★(81)
Dragon Kids Yard Art
$39.95
Zombie Dragon 5-PC Set
★★★★★(51)
Zombie Dragon 5-PC Set
$49.99
Giant Dragon Sea Monster
★★★★★(72)
Giant Dragon Sea Monster
$165.00
Giant Octopus 6-Piece
★★★★★(12)
Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set
$145.00
Giant Octopus Blue
★★★★★(37)
Giant Octopus Blue
$135.00
Shark Garden Stakes
★★★★★(61)
Great White Shark Stakes
$59.99
Peekaboo Cow Sign
★★★★★(69)
Peekaboo Cow Sign
$39.99
Red Fox Garden Stakes
★★★★★(67)
Red Fox Garden Stakes
$59.99
Giant Octopus 6-Piece
★★★★★(19)
Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set
$145.00
Giant Octopus Blue
★★★★★(39)
Giant Octopus Blue
$135.00
Highland Cow Stake
★★★★★(31)
Highland Cow Stake
$35.95
Manta Ray Stingray
★★★★★(86)
Manta Ray Garden Stake
$29.99
Metal Bear Yard Art
★★★★★(78)
Metal Bear Yard Art
$49.99
Chameleon Garden Statue
★★★★★(44)
Chameleon Garden Statue
$33.99
Banshee Avatar Stake
★★★★★(33)
Banshee Avatar Stake
$39.99
Chinese Dragon Stakes
★★★★★(14)
Chinese Dragon Stakes
$99.99
Dragon 4-Piece Set
★★★★★(56)
Dragon 4-Piece Set
$99.99
Dragon Kids Yard Art
★★★★★(47)
Dragon Kids Yard Art
$39.95
Zombie Dragon 5-PC
★★★★★(58)
Zombie Dragon 5-PC Set
$49.99
Giant Dragon Sea Monster
★★★★★(23)
Giant Dragon Sea Monster
$165.00
Large Dragon Stake
★★★★★(83)
Large Dragon Stake
$89.99
Large Dragon Seafoam
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Large Dragon Seafoam
$99.99
Alice Wonderland Stake
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Alice Garden Stake
$39.99
Alice Yard Stakes
★★★★★(17)
Alice Yard Stakes Set
$49.99
Cheshire Cat Yard Art
★★★★★(63)
Cheshire Cat Yard Art
$59.99
Caterpillar Mushroom Stake
★★★★★(26)
Caterpillar Mushroom Stake
$49.99
Mad Hatter & Alice Set
★★★★★(48)
Mad Hatter & Alice Set
$105.00
Mad Hatter Garden Stake
★★★★★(53)
Mad Hatter Stake
$59.99
Queen of Hearts Set of 3
★★★★★(89)
Queen of Hearts Set
$79.99
White Rabbit Garden Stake
★★★★★(74)
White Rabbit Stake
$39.99
Giant Octopus 6-Piece
★★★★★(42)
Giant Octopus 6-Piece Set
$145.00
Large Dragon Stake
★★★★★(81)
Large Dragon Stake
$89.99
Red Fox Garden Stakes
★★★★★(51)
Red Fox Garden Stakes
$59.99
Queen of Hearts Set
★★★★★(72)
Queen of Hearts Set
$79.99
Shark Garden Stakes
★★★★★(12)
Great White Shark Stakes
$59.99
Giant Dragon Sea Monster
★★★★★(37)
Giant Dragon Sea Monster
$165.00
Mad Hatter & Alice Set
★★★★★(61)
Mad Hatter & Alice Set
$105.00
Chameleon Garden Statue
★★★★★(69)
Chameleon Garden Statue
$33.99
Spinosaurus Stake
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Spinosaurus Stake
$39.99
T-Rex Yard Art
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T-Rex Yard Art
$39.99
Velociraptor Stake
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Velociraptor Stake
$39.99
Dragon Kids Yard Art
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Dragon Kids Yard Art
$39.95
Jurassic Raptor Stake
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Jurassic Raptor Stake
$39.99
Pterodactyl Stake
★★★★★(78)
Pterodactyl Stake
$39.99
Triceratops Stake
★★★★★(44)
Triceratops Stake
$39.99
Winged Dragon Stake
★★★★★(33)
Winged Dragon Stake
$39.95
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